Just a little Humor for ya!
I love men, don't get me wrong, but I received these in my email and had to post a few! Just a few laughs to help get through the day.
He said: I don't know why you wear a bra you have nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants, don't you?

He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said: What have you been doing with all that grocery money I've been giving you?
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

Q: How many honest, intelligent and caring men does it take to do the dishes?
A: both of them

Q: How does a man plan for the future?
A: He buys 2 cases of beer.

Q: what is the difference between government bonds and men
A: The bonds mature.

Man says to GOD: God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God says, So you would love her.
But God, the man says, Why did you make her so dumb?
God says: So she would love you
HEE-HEE