Blonde Moments!
Lately, I have been having more than a few blonde moments so I thought I would post a couple to give you all a good laugh. To start with, in my defense I haven't been getting a lot of sleep lately because the hubbies snoring has been on overdrive and I have been sleeping on the couch. Last Thursday I had to get up for work at the usual 0530 and I was half asleep when I was standing at the counter getting breakfast. I had taken a gallon of milk and a gallon of OJ out of the fridge. I poured myself a bowl of honey nut cheerios and proceeded to pour OJ on them instead of milk. Drained the Oj off and tried to pour milk on them because I didn't want to waste 'em or let anyone know that I put Oj on my cheerios. YUCK! The OJ left on the cheerios soured/curdled the milk and I ended up throwing half of them out. Then in my infinite brilliance, I thought I would save the hubby and the kids a trip to the video store and grabbed the movies off the top of the tv to return after work that night. I grabbed 3 videos and returned them on the way home from work that night. Smooth, right? Well, Saturday I was cleaning and discovered the 2 videos I was supposed to return on top of the TV and asked the kids, "How did these get back here?" The kids started laughing and said, "We don't know, we thought you took 'em back." I said I returned 3 videos, but 2 of them must've been ours. So, we all had a good laugh. I ended up paying an $8.00 fine and only was able to get one of my movies back. I am still missing one and if I knew the name of the one I took there, they would give it to me, but I have no idea which one it is. We have quite a collection of DVD's I just hope it isn't one of the kids or the hubbies. So, I'm good for blonde moments for awhile, I figure...