Thoughts for the day....from the YA-YA sisters
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize you set it free...You either married it or gave birth to it!

Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative, but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the 6 o'clock class on vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell, my body said, "listen fatty...do it and die."

The nice part about living in a small town, when you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does."

"The best way to forget about all your troubles is to wear tight shoes."

"Amazing, you hang something in your closet for awhile...and it shrinks two sizes.
HEE-HEE. Thought these were pretty funny and I figure we can always use a little more laughter. Especially during the winter. Helps keep away the winter blahs.

Blonde Moments!
Lately, I have been having more than a few blonde moments so I thought I would post a couple to give you all a good laugh. To start with, in my defense I haven't been getting a lot of sleep lately because the hubbies snoring has been on overdrive and I have been sleeping on the couch. Last Thursday I had to get up for work at the usual 0530 and I was half asleep when I was standing at the counter getting breakfast. I had taken a gallon of milk and a gallon of OJ out of the fridge. I poured myself a bowl of honey nut cheerios and proceeded to pour OJ on them instead of milk. Drained the Oj off and tried to pour milk on them because I didn't want to waste 'em or let anyone know that I put Oj on my cheerios. YUCK! The OJ left on the cheerios soured/curdled the milk and I ended up throwing half of them out. Then in my infinite brilliance, I thought I would save the hubby and the kids a trip to the video store and grabbed the movies off the top of the tv to return after work that night. I grabbed 3 videos and returned them on the way home from work that night. Smooth, right? Well, Saturday I was cleaning and discovered the 2 videos I was supposed to return on top of the TV and asked the kids, "How did these get back here?" The kids started laughing and said, "We don't know, we thought you took 'em back." I said I returned 3 videos, but 2 of them must've been ours. So, we all had a good laugh. I ended up paying an $8.00 fine and only was able to get one of my movies back. I am still missing one and if I knew the name of the one I took there, they would give it to me, but I have no idea which one it is. We have quite a collection of DVD's I just hope it isn't one of the kids or the hubbies. So, I'm good for blonde moments for awhile, I figure...

Just a little Humor for ya!
I love men, don't get me wrong, but I received these in my email and had to post a few! Just a few laughs to help get through the day.
He said: I don't know why you wear a bra you have nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants, don't you?

He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said: What have you been doing with all that grocery money I've been giving you?
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

Q: How many honest, intelligent and caring men does it take to do the dishes?
A: both of them

Q: How does a man plan for the future?
A: He buys 2 cases of beer.

Q: what is the difference between government bonds and men
A: The bonds mature.

Man says to GOD: God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God says, So you would love her.
But God, the man says, Why did you make her so dumb?
God says: So she would love you
HEE-HEE