Thoughts for the day....from the YA-YA sisters
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize you set it free...You either married it or gave birth to it!

Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative, but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the 6 o'clock class on vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell, my body said, "listen fatty...do it and die."

The nice part about living in a small town, when you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does."

"The best way to forget about all your troubles is to wear tight shoes."

"Amazing, you hang something in your closet for awhile...and it shrinks two sizes.
HEE-HEE. Thought these were pretty funny and I figure we can always use a little more laughter. Especially during the winter. Helps keep away the winter blahs.